honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

(Source: greelin)

Hey! Did you know:

• sex is okay
• so is masturbation
• watching porn won’t make you impure
• one night stands are okay too
• having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
• even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
• sex with the same gender is alright
• not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
• your body your choice no matter your gender
• shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

(Source: birds-bones)

kenzis:

so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’

kev got the d

kadabbs:

Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else

toke-dont-choke:

f4ceintheclouds:

all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot

and smoking a blunt

and sex too

(Source: sadfriends)

raeleenalice:

I really want to have sex with someone who has their dick pierced.
Like. I dunno
I really want to.

fricken hell i just want to be able to have a nice bath and read and relax but noOoOoOoOo