I’ve got an 18th on Saturday and a 20th on Sunday and after this week I don’t know if I’m gonna be ‘myself’ enough, I don’t wanna bring anyone down or ruin anyone’s night just because this situation sucks

Thursday, April 17 with 1 note

Thursday, April 17 with 16 notes

Fuck, kill me
I’m so fucking sorry

Tuesday, April 15 with 0 notes

Wouldn’t mind drowning tbh

Tuesday, April 15 with 1 note

the things I’d do for a cigarette right now, god damn

Tuesday, April 15 with 2 notes

I haven’t eaten all day and I don’t think I can. I knew this was inevitable but I didn’t realise it would come so soon. I’m so fucking upset, I’m so sorry, I miss you so much

Tuesday, April 15 with 0 notes


why do men think that when a woman generalizes them that its equivalent to oppression

Sunday, April 13 with 236 notes
Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.

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Sunday, April 13 with 64,377 notes
If they don’t like you who the fuck cares.

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